secretshelf:

Been saving this gem for a rainy day — and it’s raining here in Oakland. 

Mr. Savano looks on and enjoys some Whiskey as Piglet gets a little caning.

(With @on-her-knees-to-please and @theruleset; please do not remove credits.) 

bootywalk:

X

Fuck me in the kitchen in my maid outfit. 😘

sweater-weather-sex:

Sometimes being pale is better

themonstercalls:

unthrifty–loveliness:

themonstercalls:

unthrifty–loveliness:

theroom104:

unthrifty–loveliness:

whiskeywordsandwomen:

unthrifty–loveliness:

thehoefessional:

favoritelatina:

unthrifty–loveliness:

thechronicmasochist:

unthrifty–loveliness:

Aw, shucks.

this is exactly the kind of content i am here for.

I got u

Uhm

Y’all get on my damn nerves… What is this mess.

It’s called a sense of humor, my dear. Join the party 🎉

@unthrifty–loveliness – damn girl! You’ve got a corny sense of humor 😂 (don’t worry…I’ll see myself out…)

AWFUL. blocked. reported.

Corno movie

Alright, you people. 😂

You keep doing that it’s gonna pop.

Friction, huh?

Some butter might help with that

This gives the term “corn hole” a new meaning. 😂

adominantaustraliangentleman:

You’re mine now.

Own me forever 😍