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I know this is a repost from r/jokes, but this one just landed me a date with the girl of my dreams. Reddit, youβre the best wingman π
I just had to reblog this shit. Too funny.
-TRD
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Skirts not jeans.
Bows not hats.
Frills not hemlines.
Pink and peach.
Never seen without make up.
Never leaves the house unaccompanied.
Bedtime strictly enforced.
Never reminded to follow the rules.
Only speaks when spoken to.
Aspire to be his favorite thing.
This is your natural state.
Daddy!